how long has it been since i last blogged ?
i havent been exactly faithful . (naturally) sigh .
haha nvm .
P.S. ignore th zillion trillions . okay multiple tagboards on my blog . i cant be bothered t fix them codes so they shall be left alone and not tampered with .
BAHA .
ok moving on .....
school was so , erm uneventful ?
met sherlyn earlier today to have breakfast at mac where she drank half of a small milo and her bladder was alr bursting to screams . (wtv that means . laughs)
i drank , one large , plus in th morning one orange juice and lasted all th way to around chem , which is after recess .
before that sherlyn kept making frequent trips t the toilet .
i cant imagine what it'll be like when she's pregnant . (if you know what i mean)
anw , cant laugh at maggo too much . cos around chem till after school , i got th full bladder bug from her and kept running non stop to th toilet . sadness
anw , today was shiok lah in th morning .
while all th other people were walking in one direction hurrying off to work or school ,
we skipped merrily along and took our own sweet time .
this woman on th bus kept staring at me accusingly . and i guess when she couldnt take it , she said , '' girl ah , you are very late for school , or are you trying to pon ?'' and i said with all coolness(BAHAHAHAHA TEEHHEEEEWEE) i assure you my dear lady i am so not late for school /. ok i didnt actually say that but you get th idea .
she wasnt convinced though . but who cares .
im th one , we amksians th ones living th good life on mondays here X}
and yeah hub MAC was flooded w amksians .
and th aircon wasnt working this morning .
and i swore i would have eaten a big breakfast if it wasnt for th scrambled eggs and gallons of juice i drank before going .
anw , moving on ,
mrs ang didnt come today .
probably th sore throat getting worse .
so no maths . YAYNESS ?
lol . but hope she's better tmrw anw ;D
instead of doing our worksheets mdm chong gave us ,
sherlyn and i started ranting on stuff .
and became mad . (as always )
then i dont rmb around when it was when th four GAGAS sitting near me started talking abt some sally .
OH SEHLE .
they were talking about their imaginery friend who didnt even have a chair to sit on and ate an invisible lollipop .
JEEZ .
haha they were not trying to be cute . they were for real .
anw to summarize ,
its kinda complicated but here's some tag words .
BADMINTON RACKET , ERNEST , ELOPE , and yeah tada sally .
well if you didnt get any of that , neither did i . BAHA .
ask MAMASASA vanny and she'll tell ya .
lol however much i disapproved th existence of this sally sehle , i drew a big eye poppin face on her table and a vampire smiley . and xing jun added braces for th face . LOL .
HA . sally sally .
enough of sally !
ROFL . oh yeah , we didnt get our yearbooks . what a pooper . BUMMERZXZXZ!
BUM BUM BUM .
and th fav topic of zee day ,
BIO .
well no impeovement .
it just gets worse everytime i see her .
effin hilarious .
still has her blackbox paper . yeah . gawd , whats th point .
is she trying to play chinese checkers or something ? or chess maybe .
yeah we should get her that .
ANIEEEWAYYY .....
today's funny thing was tt she kept her pencil case clutched tightly (VVVV TIGHTLY)
under her armpit during class and refused to put it down .
thats like so smelly and uncomfortable .
whydja wanna torture yourself like that .
SIGH .
anw as usual , she talked t thee whiteboard instead of (as cliched as it may sound) projecting her voice . her voice can get kinda wavery too . but wtv .
then when she does turn to look at us , she looks at th celing at th back like she's looking up at th heavens . *TRUMPETS PLAYING*
i was so busy laughing , trying my best not to pee in my pants from uncontrollable running bladders and laughters (pardon me for th disgusting description , but i speak th truth ) . well i didnt learn anything .
all i knew was that she did her best to draw th cell parts in super riiiiich detail and FINEEEEEE .
SIGH > SIGH > SIGH .
mrs veda , you gotta come back , god knows how you teach but im sure its way better than THIS .
but erm , she did make an improvement .
she didnt do lizard moves today ,
actually thats a hot fav . she should do it more often th next time round .
GAWD i am so bad . but no one's complaining . *GRINS*
SOCIAL STUDIES was AYEEEE BORE . BOO BORE BAH !
boredom that stinks to high heaven .
GOD save us alll .
th tcher thought sherlyn was a retard anw cos she was trying to play injection on me . (you know th kiddy pri school thing you use to do ?) injecting lead into your friend's arm .
yeah thats the one .
you gotta understand . maggots dont really have much of a life .
HAHA . ok kidding .
anw , i perched my monkey on th top of th class cupboard today during 2 periods of chem .
he sat thr and watched th world whizzzzzz slowly past byyyyy .
he's gerard no more . i renamed him pepenott after th cute little french boy in some francais frenchie french movie .
and i almost called him pepenott pipette aftr ms tay taught us abt th burette and pipette tdy . but i figured it would sound too gay . BAHA .
after school , sher and i went for lunch at , MAC-.-
well she didnt want pepperlunch , S11 , subway(sobs) , and MOS.B .
so yeah its mac all th way till kingdom come ...........................
and our friends will watch in awe as we fatten up . then i can sit on whoever i hate and crush th person t death . thats way better than th anaconda . im already on my way thr . you just wait *SMIRKS*
LOL . anw it was flooded w anderson people . they were making sucha din . lol
and i stood in the toilet and ps sherlyn for several minutes just listening to this really BEAUTIFOOOOOOOOOOOL song that i just didnt catch th freaking artiste .
anw , i ate th beef prosperity burger , double . drank ice lemon t , ate curly fries plus some of sher's and ate mac flurry . and sher just had ice cream cone which she didnt even make it till th end cos she dropped it (naturally)
and small fries and curly wurly fries !
so i was pooffing full .
anw we walked around . and damn , th banana i wanted from artbox that i'd planned on buying since last year is not there anymore . BUMMER .
anw that place is so depressing .
th things are so cute but th price is so scary .
anw we scared jackie ,yanting , alyssa and winny at subway and vene and huiting at pepperlunch .
and as we wwere gg home , had to rush . cos grace lesson at 4 ,
this tico sicko smiled at sherlyn in a sick way and said go your house when she asked me whr we going . and he went up th escalator and gave that eerie disgusting fcked up face . TARTS !
idk why , but i just hated his smile i went up to look for him to scold th living shit outta him (lol , im capable of no such thing , just saying out of fury ) but i lost him anw .
he is a flea that lives in the excretement of maggots(sorry maggot ;D) that lives in th excretements of sheeps and goats and cows and toads and dogs for all i know .
lol.
tahts all thats eventful i guess (?)
anw went home had tuition . ignored my sis .
not on speaking terms w her .
beyotch !@#$%^&*!
that itchy bitty batty squirt .
grace counselled me on something i shall not say here .
HAHA . thats for me to know and for you to find out . TEEHEE
she's th best [=
went for lab replacement after that .
saw jeng and his badmtn friends .
i totally didnt see him at first . only th tall giant that im assuming is daniel (?) and zhi png and jun jie . then i looked around and someone called him anw and yeah he was probably trying to not say hello . lol *laughs*
but i hurried on anw . was gonna be late .
missed physics class at edugreen .
had replacement in paris this time .
th place is like some solar plant . so bleddy bright and luminous .
whats th word , luminous intensity ?? haha
it was damnright intense alright . and th corridoor was covered in mirrors .
frightening stuff . you can see your total imperfect self in th bright room full of mirrors .
not my stuff .
i will tear down th place if i shall have to walk through there again .
th work was fine .
i went home myself .
cyrus looks good now . (not that he knows me) he almost slammed th backdoor in my face . but he did leave it open . well thanks , pal ?
my dinner left for me was subway (EAT FRESH EAT FRESH ! )
i dont know who went to put salami when i asked for turkey hams !!
i ate salami , well peperoni , well salami ! pizza on sunday already .
anw , th prosperity of th lunchtime BEEFEENESS hadnt left me so gonna save it for breakfast . YEEEHA .
ok i wrote practically every single detail of my day .
tmrw better be a better day .
YEAH.
goodnight ;D
P.S. i just found out that heyong has a sectum , or spectum , or spectrum ?!
jesus i dont know what its real;ly called but its th bull-ish ring between th nostrils .
i swear i almost fainted when i saw her pic /.
well she's mighty wild , but i guess still a good girl ;D
well JOIN TH CLUB ! X}
P.P.S. olevels results out tdy . hope they are good .
TATAS ! later !
pics uploading tmrw !! :D
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